Brutal Twitter Thread Roasts Good-For-Nothing Newborn Babies

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Eric Lund
Apr 3, 2019 1:00 PM EDT

Babies have had it too good for too long. It's about time someone got in their small, round faces. @charlee_buns started the all-out tirade against the world's biggest freeloaders.

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    Text - Thread Charlily @charlee_buns V Let's slander newborns. I don't like their lil swoop hairdos. 3:10 PM 3/23/19 Twitter for iPhone 16.2K Retweets 75K Likes
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    Text - 1,408 L16.2K 75K mushu 2 @TheRookieGod1 Replying to @charlee_buns and @Cyndershe For a product that's brand new they're not efficient. O/10 would not recommend 10:03 PM 3/23/19 Twitter for iPhone 2,335 Retweets 12.4K Likes
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    Text - Charlily @charlee_buns 3/23/19 Let's slander newborns. I don't like their lil swoop hairdos. 1,408 L16.2K 75K stilltryingtodie @wanabeianconnor Replying to @charlee_buns and @sheacito stare alot for someone who cant fight 8:38 AM 3/24/19 Twitter for iPhone 762 Retweets 4,508 Likes
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    Text - 1,408 L16.2K 75K Corduroy Papi - @DJReemsDope Replying to @charlee_buns They have no hustle or ambition. Steady relying on somebody else. 7:09 PM 3/23/19 Twitter for iPhone 1,566 Retweets 9,567 Likes
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    Text - 1,408 L16.2K 75K Whiskered @DrChubbyy Replying to @charlee_buns Poor communication skills. AS demanding as they are. 4:11 AM 3/24/19 Twitter for iPhone 777 Retweets 5,370 Likes
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    Text - 1,408 75K 116.2K cersei deserves the throne @candlelitttt Replying to @charlee_buns Too clingy, which messes up the vibe. Act like they gonna die if you leave them alone for a couple days 10:20 PM 3/23/19 Twitter for iPhone 1,078 Retweets 5,706 Likes
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    Product - Ify @ifyadi Replying to @charlee_buns Urgh... Their alarm system needs a lot of ... Are you crying for food? upgrade Water? Sleep? You... Wanna get high?! Telll meeee eraE 6:15 AM 3/24/19 Twitter for Android 700 Retweets 4,404 Likes CART ASOINC ter
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    Text - Sprint LTE @ 30% 4:18 PM V1,408 LU16.2K 75K Black Saint @wicky_mash Replying to @charlee_buns they always clapping their hands and no sound comes out. SBURG GIF 10:09 AM 3/24/19 Twitter Web App 388 Retweets 2,748 Likes
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    Text - @charlee_buns 3/23/19 Charlily Let's slander newborns. I don't like their lil SWoop hairdos. 1,408 75K 16.2K Megan's newest HOTTIE @mixxychick Replying to @charlee_buns They never have gas money 11:17 PM 3/23/19 Twitter for iPhone 1,018 Retweets 8,647 Likes
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    Text - Sprint LTE 29% 4:19 PM Tweet 116.2K 1,408 75K HOT-GRL @mishelmuse Replying to @charlee buns I hate their prominent fragrance especially if you just got em. 6:31 PM 3/23/19 Twitter for iPhone 328 Retweets 3,377 Likes @YMBIBI 3/23/19 Replying to @mishelmuse and @charlee_buns you're smelling p sy ma'am 7,513 t597 100 "Insert Witty Name" @lgnan.. 3/23/19 1 400 Tweet your reply
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    Text - il Sprint LTE @29% 4:19 PM Tweet 275K t16.2K 1,408 Temerity Drake @tsddrake Replying to @charlee_buns They don't even know how to chew. They get brand new teeth and still try to swallow food whole like a boa constrictor. Then got the nerve to choke all silly and stuff 7:17 PM 3/23/19 Twitter for iPhone 1,075 Retweets 6,469 Likes BritBresha @brit_bresha 3/23/19 Replying to @tsddrake and @charlee_buns This one took me out! 2 117 236 Tamerit o etaddrala /0210 Tweet your reply
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    Text - Sprint LTE @29% 4:19 PM Tweet 275K 116.2K 1,408 Birdie @Topfayz Replying to @charlee_buns For people who don't do any work, they sure do sleep a lot. We've got bills???!!!! 2:46 AM 3/24/19 Twitter for iPhone 349 Retweets 2,699 Likes Tweet unavailable Birdie @Topfayz 3/24/19 Tweet your reply LC
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    Text - Sprint LTE 29% 4:19 PM Tweet 275K 116.2K 1,408 Rejo @rejoycet Replying to @charlee_buns They've got too many rights for someone who did 9 months inside 8:06 AM 3/24/19 Twitter for Android 349 Retweets 1,872 Likes VincentVanHoe @demitheart... 3/24/19 Replying to @rejoycet and @charlee_buns Lmao GIF Tweet your reply
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    Text - il Sprint LTE 29% 4:20 PM Tweet L16.2K 1,408 75K Bomia Gabice @bomiagabice Replying to @charlee_buns They wear a lot of white for people who don't do they own laundry 6:15 AM 3/24/19 Twitter for iPhone 277 Retweets 2,014 Likes Aspirational Human @Feelin.... 3/24/19 Replying to @bomiagabice and @charlee buns Facts 8 2 more replies Marie Sullivan @spankys949 3/24/19 Renlving to@bomianabica and. Tweet your reply
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    Text - il Sprint LTE @ 29% 4:20 PM Tweet 1,408 L16.2K 75K @tuprimoyeison Replying to @charlee_buns Swear they got the power to detect someone's bad energy 7:48 PM 3/23/19 Twitter for iPhone 104 Retweets 1,438 Likes
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    Text - il Sprint LTE @ 29% 4:20 PM Tweet 1,408 t16.2K 75K virguy @papigogetem Replying to @charlee_buns They just be staring at you long as shit like ok keep that same energy when you learn how to talk 6:26 PM 3/23/19 Twitter for iPhone 306 Retweets 1,626 Likes
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